Anyways… The first thing you’ll notice in this game is the fucking resolution of the art.
Oh God, it hurts to even write that sentence. Deeper than I went up this furry’s ass with my giant horse cock. Just kidding, of course, I’m gonna go deeper. The art to this game is top-notch, and that’s about all you need to know about. Super Deepthroat would have really benefited from this approach. It’s the most amazing use of 2D sprites I’ve ever seen in a Flash game so far. With a very tiny script that moves the camera and a few of the assets on screen, you get the feeling like you’re really in a 3D environment. But, the feeling of depth is still there with the furry’s legs and body. In this game, you’re confined to a close-up view of a bed with a furry in it, so there are no clouds. So, the sky doesn’t move, but the clouds do, and the mountains move faster and the buildings in front faster still. It’s when you take a bunch of 2D sprites and move them at different speeds to give a feeling of depth. What makes it impressive is the way that it’s implemented. I’ve seen this trick done in video games before it’s nothing new. But, if I’m telling you that this game is literally a masterpiece that pushes the capabilities of Flash player to the extreme, you know there’s something big going on. This would be impressive enough on its own, but when you consider that it’s actually a furry game, well… You know how I feel about furries. It’s the kind of five-minute experience that leaves everyone hard, no matter what their preferences are. The game has been played over a million times, and the reviews for it are stellar. It came out in 2015 and absolutely blew away everyone’s heads over on Newgrounds. Today, we’re looking at Bedplay, one of the most amazing Flash games ever made. They genuinely started off the porn game development fire and kept it burning long enough for real game engines to take over in the later 2010s. Flash games were one of my favorite little things to appreciate back in the day. Today, we have no appreciation for the little things in life. It was a simpler time it was a nicer time. Also, women don’t call me a sexist pig when I suggest that they get the hell out of my house after we’re done banging. Sprites are 2D, League of Legends doesn’t exist yet, and the world is generally a better place. Fire up your time machine, boys and girls, because we are going back to the Flash era.